Friday, May 9, 2008

local love

since my life has not been sacrificed to finals, papers, or work i have time to sit and talk to my pastors for entire days. yesterday we briefly discussed the top bands from arizona here are my picks:


now just because these bands were big does not mean i am a fan of them these are my top 5 arizona bands


keanu to arizona... -brittany

Thursday, May 1, 2008

music bitches

my friends kevin and nole posted blogs about the top 5 bands they have never seen, upon further reflection i have decided there are far more than 5 bands that i want to see more than anything. to follow will be the top 5 bands i have seen... i really love music.

10 the roots: more that is coming soon in my life.
09 the mars volta: this shit would also be crazy.
08 madonna: i can only imagine all the crazy shit going on here. i want the 80's shit!
07 the flaming lips: duh.
06 the postal service: it will never happen but i would be stoked.
05 zepplin reunion and/or robert plant and alison krauss: i straight up stole this from nole.
04 saul williams: when i get bored, i watch all of his youtube videos. that's what i'm doing with my life. when he was here i went and saw my brother play instead. good thing my brother is awesome. i saw his spoken word the next night and i am in love. oh saul.
03 the cardigans: i fucking love them. one of the best bands right now. seriously.
02 margot and the nuclear so and so's: my favorite band of my life, my friend quinn and i will be seeing in a few weeks. the last time they were here mike and i ate ice cream in the parking lot. if i were making a list of regrets, this would be among the top slots.
01 radiohead: we will meet one another in august and it will be magical.

05 rilo kiley/tilly and the wall/the elected: so fucking fun.
04 noise ratchet: the first and last time.
03 john vanderslice: every fucking time.
02 the lilith fair: this was my first. it was obviously epic.
01 u2: i'll be cliche.


Bennett

Top 10 Never-Seen (videos included)

1. At the Drive-In: There's something to be said for a band that rocks so damn hard but literally does not allow moshing or anything resembling aggressive dancing.

2. The Dismemberment Plan: I've been to shows where I've danced my ass off, but in my head, this would take every single one of them behind the shed and put them out of their misery like Old Yeller. Except better.

3. Further Seems Forever: Technically, I've seen them. I don't count it because there was only one original member left. And they had Jon.

4. Thursday: I wouldn't be able to do it now, but they were playing my first Warped Tour in about 2002 or so right after Full Collapse dropped. The girls I was with weren't down at all so I was only able to listen to half a song. Little did I know, they would be a go to band of mine for years.

5. onelinedrawing: After the GUK show at Gabe's in 2002, we received quarter sheet fliers for a onelinedrawing/coheed & cambria show. I can't even imagine the set list that would result from the differing styles of those two bands. I've seen Jonah play before but that's for the second list...

6. Led Zeppelin: Every year I'll go through a Led phase for about 2 weeks. I get blown away by the brilliance and wonder what it was like to have grown up with this band developing and touring. Wow.

7. Final Fantasy: I want to go to a show where one man's musicianship is so outstanding the audience doesn't speak. I need this in my life.

8. Beirut: Take the previous sentiment and add a few more people.

9. Lullaby for the Working Class: Listen. Just... I've seen Ted with Cursive and I've seen Mike with Bright Eyes but let's get real. LftWC was probably the best thing that never made it out of Saddle Creek.

10. Karate: Pure musicianship. The rock would be so solid my head would probably explode.

Top 5 Shows
1. Sage Francis: He opened for Against Me!.... wtf? This was my one and only experience with Sage and he played 88% of what I wanted to hear. He even did Dr Feel Nathan. Just wow.

2. The Spill Canvas (circa 2004): These guys have been my boys since the DashTabs days (good find to Leesa, who about two of you will know). Getting to see them play live in a little coffee shop in Pella, IA was so ridiculously good.

3. Gratitude: They played in Milwaukee (Algonquin for "the good land") with two openers, the second of whom was The Spill Canvas, who people were obviously there for. I'd been following Jonah for a while and have nothing but respect for him and his music. The amount of crowd interaction was outstanding. He stared me in the face and we shared vocal duties for a bit of a song. It was the second to last show for Gratitude and the energy was outstanding. I literally dumped all the money I had into his sliding scale merch that night. I've never done that before in my life. I can't wait for him to come back around.

4. Caleb Engstrom (I think)/Portugal, the Man/Rocky Votolato: I'd been a fan of Rocky Votolato for a while when he finally came around Iowa City. I was pumped for him and didn't know any of the other acts. Caleb Engstrom was the IC version of Rocky and stole just enough of the show to impress. Portugal, the Man was the find of the night. Simply good fun music that made my toes tap. Rocky played my favorite songs and played them damn well. It was an abundantly satisfying experience. Not over the top brilliant, not underwhelming. Just a solid show that left me feeling like I should marry music.

5. PCC/The Show is the Rainbow/Make Believe/Cursive:
Just look at the bands there for a second. This show was out of this fucking world. I didn't know PCC yet but they were good and the crowd was way into it. You can't go to a PCC show more than once without getting sucked into the whole thing. The Show is the Rainbow had an amazing stage presence and entertaining performance. Make Believe was hilariously strange (Tim Kinsella may or may not have been high). They more or less violated the crowd, myself included. Cursive just released Happy Hollow and had horns and a new cellist. I was front row for my favorite band of all time. I was literally drunk from the performance. I can honestly say that I have never seen a better show.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Top 5 Mustaches/Top 10 Beards


There's a theme today. When I'm feeling cold in the winter, I can retreat behind my beard and appear stoic and BA while maintaining a reasonable body temperature. The calendar insists, much to the opposition of the weather, that spring has come. So about a month and a half ago, citing a promise to a winning campaign and the end of its functionality, I began the de-bearding process. The never ending trim followed by the dangerous close shave. I'm telling you, a face that hasn't been exposed to the world in 5 months is a bit tender.

In the past, I've thrown going away parties for my beard, lovingly entitled "Bye, Bye Beard." The fliers involved me bearded and in a suit from a previous soirée (Party, Bond Party) with the universal red circle and strike-through. I can provide photographic documentation for the various stages of beardedness that occurred that night. Let's just say there was a movement from convict to James Hetfield to creepy pedo to bare (razor burnt) face.

There was also the infamous "Mustache Fiasco" of 2005 where Jered and myself were fully bearded during the daytime Christmas Eve celebrations, head-faked our way to the next venue, doubled back and removed all but a classic 'stache for myself and a fu-manchu for Jered. There was both laughter and tears. It is still spoken of in certain circles throughout the midwest. Moving right along...

I feel as though I let my beard go a bit prematurely this year and I'm a bit nostalgic today. Here we go, Top 5 Mustaches and Top 10 Beards. Click for visual confirmation.

Mustaches
  1. Sam Elliott
  2. Tom Selleck
  3. John Waters
  4. Frank Zappa
  5. Salvador Dali
Beards
  1. Sage Francis
  2. Darwin
  3. Brahms
  4. Bill Murray
  5. Vinnie Paul
  6. Ulysses S. Grant
  7. Uncle Jesse
  8. Jim Morrison
  9. Aaron Weiss
  10. Me

Friday, April 25, 2008

Movie Soundtracks/Childhood TV Shows

So it turns out that when you have papers, projects, transitioning and graduation going on, it's really difficult to find creative energy to put anywhere else. This is unfortunate because that means we've been neglecting the blog (unacceptable). Luckily Brittany stepped in with her solid top 5. I can't even begin to tell you how much I echo the Dirk Calloway and Stephen Colbert. Moving right along....

Today is a simple Five & Dime. Top 5 Movie Soundtracks. Top 10 Childhood TV Shows. Crowd participation is always welcome and appreciated.

Bennett's
  • Movie Soundtracks
    1. The Life Aquatic w/Steve Zissou
    2. Garden State (it's just solid. You can't deny that)
    3. Natural Born Killers
    4. I Know What You Did Last Summer (totally serious)
    5. Requiem for a Dream
  • Childhood TV Shows

    1. Pee Wee's Playhouse
    2. Legends of the Hidden Temple
    3. Where in the World is Carmen SanDiego?
    4. What Would You Do?
    5. Saved By the Bell
    6. NBA Inside Stuff
    7. Beakman's World
    8. TMNT
    9. Roundhouse (does anyone else remember this? Killer bass riff for the intro)
    10. VR Troopers
Jered's
  • Movie Soundtracks
    1. Judgment Night
    2. Singles
    3. Natural Born Killers
    4. Purple Rain
    5. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  • Childhood TV Shows
    1. Pee Wee's Playhouse
    2. Newhart
    3. Bill Nye the Science Guy
    4. Macgyver
    5. Saved By the Bell
    6. Kids in the Hall
    7. Saturday Night Live
    8. Alf
    9. Bosom Buddies
    10. The Bob Newhart Show

Saturday, April 19, 2008

who do you need in your life?

top 5 characters you need in your life
01. jim halpert: i need him
02. steve zissou: deep search
03. dirk calloway: just so i can say, 'take notation'
04. edwardo: potato? it would be so good
05. stephen colbert: i just did that

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Excuses for not Posting in a Week & Awesome/Shitty Beer

Whoa. It's been a week since the last 5 & Dime. I couldn't be more sorry about that. We'll try not to let that happen again. Jered and I will give you a collaborative top 5 excuses and you can pick which one makes you feel better about it. Hell, if the other contributers have anything good, go on and add it up.

Top 5 Excuses
  1. The discovery/exploration of a secret underground tunnel
  2. 6 day Heroin binge
  3. Grease Party + Fifty Pound Rooster
  4. Obama's Elitism
  5. Writing/releasing a full length Rock Opera entitled One on One Against the World, Left-Handed: The Basketball Jones Story

Also, today we're going to try something different: a combo Dime. We're doing a Top 5 awesome beers SLASH Top 5 shitty beers. See, when you make the rules, you can bend them as such.

Bennett's Top5 Awesome/Shitty Beer
  1. Guinness
  2. Yuengling
  3. Sea Dog Blue Paw Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale
  4. Fat Tire Mothership Wit
  5. Sam Adams Cherry Wheat
  1. Schlitz
  2. Gulden Draak
  3. Pabst Blue Ribbon
  4. Beer 30
  5. Natty Ice (Chad bro.... chiiiiiillll)
Jered's Top5 Awesome/Shitty Beer
  1. Guinness
  2. Sea Dog Blue Paw Wild Blueberry Wheat Ale
  3. Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat
  4. Newcastle
  5. Red Stripe
  1. A Le Coq Imperial Extra Double Stout
  2. Milwaukee's Best
  3. Schmidts
  4. Colt 45
  5. Star
Adam (aka Dadric) Beers
  1. Newcastle Brown
  2. Young's Double Chocolate Stout
  3. Pabst Blue Ribbon
  4. Warsteiner
  5. Lindeman's Framboise Lambic

  1. Busch Light (Dubuque water)
  2. Olde English 800
  3. Pabst Blue Ribbon
  4. Beer 30
  5. Natural Ice